Shagged out after the riotous weekend on the booze. Work was thoroughly boring and took immense willpower just to stop my eyes clamping together permanently.A night in front of the television brought the time round to midnight and I was taken to the intensive car unit of a local hospital where the last rites were administered by Cardinal Hume.
If the remainder of the diary is blank please don't be surprised because I'm not sure whether they have the facilities to keep a journal where I'm going.
It's summer madness, folks.
