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Tuesday March 31, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ

The Earl of Arundel and Surrey, heir to the Duke of Norfolk, is engaged to Georgina Gore. Ally and Dad think I am very eccentric poring over Burke's Peerage and Debrett's checking out Lord Arundel's fiancée. The future Duchess of Norfolk is a kinswoman of the Earl Temple of Stowe and a granddaughter of Lady Barbara Gore (b. 1909), and a great-granddaughter of an Earl of Eglinton & Winton. Born 1962.

Quiet day. Ally cannot understand quite how everything is finished and in order. i.e. no washing, ironing, cleaning, cooking &c. So much so that after our lunch we were twiddling our thumbs and I snoozed beneath the Daily Telegraph. Out at 8 - pouring rain - to Terry and Doreen's in Longroyd Place, for dinner of pâté, chicken breast in garlic and parmesan cheese, 'Arctic Roll', and rum &c. A tiny terrace house with rooms underground, like a rabbit warren. They do talk a lot. We were given lashings of brandy and gin &c. A nice couple. Much talk about Wenher, or 'Schultz' as they call him. A pleasant night. Home for 1am. Clementine had only just woken. Dad is a brick. He switched on the baby alarm and joined them below for a dink in the bar. It was a busy Tuesday. A coach-load of Chinese appeared in the tap room. I drank a gallon of iced water before bed to ward off any hangover.

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Monday March 30, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ

The Castle Inn at Sheriff Hutton is up for grabs and ready for the dynamic duo - namely Ally and me. We have never visited here. Near York and Hovingham, &c. Andy Watts is area manager though. We do like LG for all his idiocyncrasies. Ally spoke to Laura Burley on Friday who was most 'stand-offish', 'toffee-nosed' and unhelpful. She immediately put us off going to any of the houses that she manages, most of which are south and rural, which is a pity. Tonight, Dad appeared at 6 o'clock wearing a dark suit and looking sombre. Yet we found him cheerful and boisterous. Usually he begins to fade after ten minutes and becomes distant and lost but tonight he remained 'on form'. V. quiet in the pub. No staff. I joined Dad at 8:30 in the bar and left Ally pulling beer. Some sad news at 10 o'clock Pat Johnson came in to say Glyn and Sharon's 6 month old son, Jack Isaac, died in his cot early on Sunday. They last saw him the day before at a wedding. They are devastated. Later we went up and watched a vid of a programme that was on earlier about the Duchess of Windsor's ostentatious jewels. What a self-indulgent couple they were. I do not see theirs as a love story. Nauseating really. Edward VIII would have been a disaster. Thank God for George VI.

Neil McCorquodale, the brother-in-law of the Princess of Wales, has been chosen as High Sheriff of Lincolnshire. A farmer from Stoke Rochford, Lincs, he is married to the Princess's sister, Lady Sarah.

Baroness Maria von Trapp, whose story inspired the stage musical and film "The Sound of Music", has died aged 82.

Patrick Troughton, the actor, who has died aged 67, was appropriately appearing at a "Dr Who" convention in Columbus, Georgia, at the time of his sudden death.

Sunday March 29, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ

4th Sunday in Lent

Mothering Sunday

British Summertime begins

Full Moon. Mother's Day, &c. Samuel slept with us and the Dixons had his room. We woke damp and steaming because Sam wet himself. We drove out later and got lost on Harrogate Road  in search of the Queen's Arms. We met Philip and Carol Middlebrough, and Mandy and ________ for a liquid luncheon. The pub had a play room for the kiddies, and they played together outside near a bowling green. Our choice of names for our children has generated some excitement. Later, we all went to Guiseley where I placed a few plants on Mum's grave. We attempted to get into the Damn Yankee but it was too busy and so we found ourselves in the McDonald's in the St John Centre, Leeds. Awful, but Graham liked it. I loathe burgers. They left at 5. Poor Samuel was quite worn out after the excesses. He does so see eye to eye with Matthew.

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Saturday March 28, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ

Wind but sunshine. Graham phoned us from his car at 12 to say they would be with us at 12:30, when sure enough they rolled up. Matthew and Samuel seem more alike than ever, not physically, and one wouldn't think thy are separated by just over 12 months. Gill has been feeling 'under the weather' so much so that a couple of weeks ago they took the boys to the rectory and their grandparents on the Isle of Wight and went off to Paris for the weekend. It was very expensive. They are moving to West Haddon in Northants on April 5/6 after a seven month period of nomadic existence. Allt took them all to Temple Newsam. I cleaned the beer lines. Tonight John and Janette appeared and they sat with Graham and Gill while Ally and I worked. Later, John and I went for a Chinese take-way to the Golden Horn, where I saw 'Mad' Donald, who refused to speak to me. I drove John in his car and he seemed 'wary' about my driving. Naughty of him. We sat up late and retired at 3am after putting the clocks on one hour. Turgid.

The Prince of Wales arrived in Swaziland yesterday for a three-day visit during which he will hold talks with the 18-year-old King Mswati III. The tour will also take the Prince to Malawi and Kenya.

The Countess of Suffolk & Berkshire gave birth to a daughter, on March 28.

The Duchess of Somerset gave birth to a daughter at Queen Charlotte's Hospital on March 28, a sister for Sebastian.

Denisa Newborough.
A Daily Telegraph obituary deserves to be shared here in full: Denisa, Lady Newborough, who has died aged 79, was many things: wire-walker, nightclub girl, nude dancer, airpilot. She only refused to be two things - a whore and a spy "and there were attempts to make me both" she once wrote. She was also a milliner, a perfumier and an antiques dealer; but her real metier , in her early life at least, was what she called 'profitable romance'. Her opinions on the subject of presents from gentlemen would have done credit to the pen of Anita Loos: "I have never believed that jewels, any more than motor cars, can be called vulgar just because they are gigantic. Her admirers included the Kings of Spain and Bulgaria, Adolf Hitler (whose virility she doubted), Benito Mussolini (whom she described as a 'gigolo') and Sheikh ben Ghana (who gave her 500 sheep). When she lived in Paris, she had no fewer than five protectors - all 'shareholders' as she termed them - and persuaded each, who was ignorant of his fellows, to part with a flat or a house. She was earlier married to Jean Malpuech, the governor of Loas, who had died. But the climax of this stage of her career came in 1939 with her marriage to the 61-year-old fifth Lord (Tommy) Newborough, as his second wife. They were divorced in 1947. Denisa Josephine Braun was born on April Fool's Day 1913, in Subotica, Serbia. In her early teens she ran away to Budapest, where for a time she slept under bridges with tramps. Then, styling herself "Baronne de Brans", she became a nude dancer and mistress of boyars, including a pair of twins. A decade of adventures followed, in Sofia, Bucharest, Paris, St Moritz and Berlin. She spoke 14 languages. During the 1939-45 War, she served as a transport officer with the Red Cross, but was dismissed in 1941 because she was not of British birth. In 1946, shortly before her divorce, a receiving order was made against her for debts of £951, which attributed to losses at bridge when her skill had been impaired by unhappiness. She recovered her finances by designing outrageous hats ' "The Nicotine Hat", for example, which was covered with cigarettes, with half smoked imitations hanging over the bridge. In 1958 she published an autobiography, "The Fire In My Blood", the falvour of which may be surmised from such chapter headings as 'Gipsy Love', 'Elegant Sin in Bucharest', and 'On The Trail of the White Slavers'. She was convicted in 1964 of permitting her maisonette in Davies Street to be used  for the purpose of habitual prostitution, though he conviction was quashed on appeal. Lady Newborough was a great beauty and she was charming and funny. By conventional standards, her morality matched her flaming red hair but she remained as proud of the one as of the other. She is survived by her daughter, Juno, who is married to a dentist.

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Friday March 27, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ

Friday. A quiet day. Samuel has developed a broad Yorkshire accent, broader than mine picked up, according to Ally, from Stephen Ayres. Spoke to Janette on the phone.

Sir Mstislav.

The Kinnocks have celebrated 20 years of marriage this week, and the leader of the opposition has had a disastrous trip to see Ron [Reagan] in Washington, where the fading president failed to recognise Mr Healey, and thought that Acland, our ambassador to the USA, was Mr Kinnock's sidekick. Healey and Acland of course have huge, bushy eyebrows. Mrs T goes to see Mr Gorbachev at the weekend to show how visits really should successfully be done.

The Prince of Wales is to spend four days trekking in the Kalahari Desert, Botswana, with his friend, Sir Laurens van der Post, at the end of a three-nation African tour which begins today.

A Frankfurt confectioner has sold out his stock of Easter bunnies containing condoms in a 'safe sex' promotion. The 3-inch high chocolate rabbits cost £1.70 each.

Mstislav Rostropovich, cellist, conductor and Russian-in-exile has been appointed a Honorary Knight Commander of the British Empire for his services to British music, the Foreign Office announced yesterday. 

Thursday March 26, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ

Clemmie.
A miracle has occurred. No, I haven't encountered the Virgin Mary on the local refuse tip, and I haven't suddenly found the ability to turn water into Old Brewery Bitter - but Clemmie has slept from 6:30pm last night until this morning. Samuel woke me at 7am and that was my first call to consciousness since 12:30am. Felt pounds better for a good nights sleep and I splashed around in the bath singing "La donna è mobile" at full throttle. Our darling Clemmie has given us eight months of sleeplessness. Ally insists that Samuel had a similar sleep pattern, but I do not remember quite so much sleeplessness.

King Fahd of Saudi Arabia is here on a State Visit. No booze at the royal banquet and so poor Denis Thatcher had to drink from his Queen Mother-style hip flask. I do wish that the PM would ask the King to confer an earldom upon her husband to celebrate the '87 victory. Disraeli ennobled his wife, and so we do have a precedent.

From the Telegraph: A restored figurehead, identified by the Prince of Wales as being of the young Queen Victoria, was unveiled yesterday by the Duke of Kent at the Royal Naval Engineering College, Manadon, Plymouth. The carved figure was always believed to be of Queen Adelaide, wife of William IV, until Prince Charles visited the college and pointed out that it could not be a consort queen because it had the orb and sceptre which denoted monarchy. Researchers from him right.

Dorothea, Viscountess Head, who has died aged 79, was a brilliant portrait painter, far above amateur status. While she excelled at painting children, perhaps her most remarkable portraits were of eminent citizens of Nigeria (where her husband the 1st Viscount Head was High Commissioner in the early 1960s), notably the charismatic Sir Abudakar Tafawa Balewa, the "golden voice of Africa", of whom she was especially fond.

Wednesday March 25, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ

King Fahd.
I do hope that after the Tory victory - in June/October - that Norman Tebbit will not go to the Lords and thereby emasculate his leadership ambitions. He is an obvious successor to the Blessed Margaret, who will retire in a blaze of glory in 1989 after ten years as premier. As you can see I have had my crystal balls out. The dear PM is heading for Moscow at the weekend to see Mr Gorbachev. What a stateswoman she is. Her face is known throughout the world.

A Quiet night. Alan brought a musical quiz which had everyone subdued.

King Fahd of Saudi Arabia arrived in London today on a State Visit to the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh. King Fahd arrived at Gatwick Airport. The Prince and Princess of Wales, accompanied by His Excellency the Saudi Arabian Ambassador, welcomed King Fahd on behalf of the Queen. The party travelled by the Royal Train to Victoria Railway Station. The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh with the Duke and Duchess of York, and the Duke and Duchess of Gloucester met King Fahd at the station.

Point failure: From the Telegraph. An announcement on the crowded Central Line platform at Liverpool Street yesterday: "The next train will arrive in five minutes, we are sorry for the delay which is due to the late running of the train."

Tuesday March 24, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ

with Marita.
Tonight after a hectic day of culinary activity we threw a sumptuous dinner for MM and Marita, who came at about 8 o'clock. Marita was 'floral' and attractive. We dined on seafood vol au vent, Swiss veal in wine sauce, ratatouille, new potatoes, chocolate profiteroles with cream. Sumptuous. Ally is quite a cook. We chatted afterwards until almost 2am. Clemmie woke as we were retiring and we had a rough passage.

A Bill to replace the May Day Bank Holiday with a public holiday on or near May 10 commemorating Sir Winston Churchill was introduced in the Commons and given a formal first reading.

Princess Anne, patron of the Scottish Rugby Union, was at the Scotland v Wales match at Murrayfield on Saturday. Her son, Master Peter Phillips, was heard to say that he had bet one Mars bar to 12 Mars bars on a Scottish win. He has my sympathies if he is now not feeling too well.

Monday March 23, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ

Uncle Arnold's birthday. It says so on my calendar. He would have been 55. Dad will be especially miserable today. Graham and Gill phoned and invited themselves here next weekend. We do not mind one bit. They have been wed for 6 years on Saturday, and Sunday is Mother's Day. Graham says that Carol Reed had a daughter this morning at 6 - to be named Amy. At the mention of that name I think of the lady who married by peculiar grandfather. A day of furious activity. MM and Marita come tomorrow for dinner, and we haven't had anyone here for dinner since Mum and Dad. How I miss those cosy, intimate meals with poor Mum. Almost 2 horrible years.

Kensington Palace refused to comment yesterday on speculation that the Duchess of York, 27, may be taking the fertility drug Clomid even though it could cause multiple birth. Harley Street specialist Mr Anthony Kenney, whom she has visited, also declined to comment. The Duchess and Prince Andrew are said to be eager for a family now that they have their own home, Chideock Manor, Dorset.

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Sunday March 22, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, LS11 5NQ

3rd Sunday in Lent

A morning and afternoon off. A 'full-English' breakfast followed by decisions as to our curriculum for the escape from the pub. We decided to go on a mystery tour and ended up doing Harrogate, Otley and Guiseley, where we presented Peter with a batch of socks and handkerchiefs. It seems that everyone has bought him socks. He is 29. Janette claims that Peter has shares in British Telecom, British Gas, British Airways, and Guinness, &c. 

Oh yes, Margaret Rushton came in for her golden handshake yesterday and had a toastie and collected her P45 but with no animosity. Despite everything I do like Mrs Rushton. Ally was totally turned off by her and I know she is probably untrustworthy. Ally's instincts are invariably correct. Mrs R brought some cheer _____. We returned to the Moorhouse for our evening labours. The children suitably knackered. Carole Gosling , the stewardess at the club (Canning St) committed suicide on Saturday. She was 40. ________.

Robert Preston, who starred in more than 30 films but whose biggest success was "The Music Man" on Broadway, died in Santa Barbara on Saturday. He was 68 and had been battling against lung cancer for several months. In a statement issued from Camp David , President Reagan said: "He was a friend who will be missed."

From the Telegraph: 'Undeterred by his décolleté encounter last week, David Steel seems to be developing delusions of grandeur, judging by the invitations he has been issuing  for his 'official' birthday party next month. Despite his real birthday being on March 31, guests are invited to join him on April 8 for what, according to the invitation, "may be your last chance to have a drink with David Steel before he becomes Prime Minister."

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Saturday March 21, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ

As you have no doubt fathomed by now our plans to move from the Moorhouse have grounded on the rocks of apathy. We didn't even bother to apply for the Pig & Whistle because Scunthorpe is no different to Leeds. Since then we have received two interesting circulars - the Botolph Arms near Peterborough - a " restaurant" according to LG, and today Ye Olde White Horse at Spalding, Lincs. Bulb country. Green wellies, &c. Dad phoned tonight and asked Ally if I am unwell because I haven't phoned him since before Monday at least. His guesthouse is currently overrun with army majors, and he is morbidly waiting for the anniversary of Uncle Arnold's 55th birthday on Monday. Well, not morbidly exactly, but it is at the forefront of his mind. Margaret Isabella worked at lunch. Ally and Samuel went to Morrison's. He is a good boy these days and doesn't escape. I took Clemmie downstairs at 3 and some hideously grimacing, gurning customers crowded around her and reduced her to tears. In the screaming and gurgling chaos she clung to me and snuggled close. "Oh, she's a daddy's girl, they always are", came to response. Just Ally and I tonight. Dead.

Duc de Broglie.
WH Smith's new computer, christened Bookfinder, was being shown off at the company's Swindon offices when it was asked to find a book with the word "cat" or "dog" in its title. The machine excelled. "Catholic Dogma", it suggested.

The Duc de Broglie, who has died aged 94, was a giant in the field of physics whose 1924 PhD thesis played a leading part in the development of quantum mechanics. In Paris he was popularly regarded as France's answer to Einstein.

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Tuesday March 31, 1987

 Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ The Earl of Arundel and Surrey, heir to the Duke of Norfolk, is engaged to Georgina Gore. Ally and Dad think ...