Sunday October 2, 1983

 18th Sunday after Trinity

Why Not, Hemlington

Happy times: with Marie at the Linnie.

We took it easy this morning. Ally phoned Marie, and they said they would be here at 12:30. Sure enough they were. They sat on bar stools at the bar surveying the damage and joking in true Barnes style. They do not want us to be down-hearted. Roy laughed about the burglar alarm. Sank a few pints. They will help us escape to Katie's christening by sending Mike over to set our alarms and lock up. We are entitled, Roy says, to a few hours of freedom, which is cheering. I thought he might say that after recent atrocities we she should stay here keeping guard on the premises. They left at 1:30. A new barmaid, Sheila, who works in a bank, walked out at 2 and then phoned to say she won't be coming back. Phoned our Mums who are both worried about the violence and ask us to take care. In the afternoon I slept for an hour and woke feeling horrible. Looking in the mirror my eyes are bloodshot and puffed. Staggered around all evening yawning. Ally was banished upstairs at the dangerous hour of 10:30pm and I rid the place of drunken louts quite unaided. The girls are obviously terrified of asking anyone to drink up. We sat in our 'office' into the small hours counting our tills. My maths, always poor, has improved daily.

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Saturday October 1, 1983

 Why Not, Hemlington

Resign? Never.

October. Ally phoned the Linthorpe to tell Marie of our latest fracas. They are coming to see us tomorrow. Blustery, autumnal. Bernadette Low, the little mouse-like barmaid phoned to say she will not be coming in again. That's all right with me. Ally, jubilant, interviewed an 18 year-old athlete who answers to Clive. He starts on Tuesday. The nights grow dark early. Real tea and crumpet weather. I do so enjoy the changing seasons. Inspector Dale and Det Sgt Potts called in for a swift 12 pints of lager. Nicky Potts reassured me and asked me not to give my notice to Sam Smith's just yet. It had never crossed my mind to do so. It was deathly quiet in both bars. The ghouls have gone and we are now alone. The burglar alarm sounded at regular intervals throughout the night.

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Friday September 30, 1983

 Why Not, Hemlington

I forgot to say but Lynn phoned on Wednesday afternoon and asked Ally to be Katie's godmother. We are very pleased. Ally was expecting such a call when Frances was born . The identity of the godfather or godfathers is a mystery. I expect John will fill the role. 'Clemmie' is going to have at least six. 

Came down at 8 and cleared the debris from last night's riot. The cleaners took it all in their stride, but we are told that nothing quite as violent has ever occurred previously. Francis O'Brien came and looked concerned. He estimates the damage at £650 (or Bob Walker does) which seems steep to me, but I expect they want to clobber the thugs with everything. A busy night. The place was full of ghouls all assessing the damage and talking about last night. Hemlington people are a special breed. I fear for Ally's safety and want her well away from Cleveland by Christmas. Christmas at the Why Not would be pure hell. JPH is 7 today.

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Thursday September 29, 1983

 Why Not, Hemlington

Hideous. At 10:30pm a gang of maniacs refused to quit the premises and hurled chairs, pictures, mirrors, brass wall lamps, &c at the bar behind which Ally, Bernie and I were standing. It was a close shave. The gang could not be controlled or calmed and Ally made an emergency call to the police who arrived later to find us quivering deep in broken glass. Ally was so calm. I do admire the way she handles the situation. Francis O'Brien was phoned and he says: "Clear up the mess and be open for trading at 11am ..." Mercenary bastard. The apologetic police (the same boys in blue who came last week) locked up the mob, all of whom were well known to the locals. I made yet another statement and we went up to bed exhausted and limp. We shall never be defeated.

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Wednesday September 28, 1983

 Why Not, Middlesbrough

Ally.

A ___ gent came and looked at our damaged glass washer and told us it will cost £188 to fix. We went to Thornaby and banked bags of money, bought a newspaper and bars of chocolate. Ally continues to feel sick before breakfast and sits in bed earting digestive biscuits. Margaret Staveley (sic), a snooty barmaid, handed in her resignation and left. She said goodbye to me and swept past Ally. Ally says she's never been 'hated' before and cannot understand this new dimension to our lives. Bosses are always hated though, aren't they? ________.

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Tuesday September 27, 1983

'Mandy' at the Why Not.

 Why Not, Middlesbrough

Sunshine. Dad helped me put all the wooden tables from the garden up onto the flat roof. Some five year-old budding hooligans had piled them up to resemble a bonfire, so I thought it was time to act. I got up early to 'bottle up' and we had breakfast with Mum & Dad later. Weetabix seems to be the thing. We sat round a tiny table brought up from the bar. Whilst we worked downstairs Mum and Dad cleaned the flat and stuffed a chicken for lunch which we all lunched on at 3, after closing. Dad spent some time cleaning out the deep fat fryers. He enjoys getting messy. Chatted to the man who delivered the crisps. He went on at length about the different flavours. At 5 a couple came to inspect the place, sent by Francis O'Brien. No tattoos and no wedding rings - they'll never do. At 7 F. O'B arrived in person and we gave him a list of queries. His suits always look very Savile Row. He told us that an appointment has been offered both here and at the Master Cooper, but the change over, if accepted, is in the air. We'll certainly be here until mid-November. Our baby is due in 100 days.

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Monday September 26, 1983

 Why Not, Middlesbrough

Sunshine. A phone call from Horton. They'll be here this afternoon. Excitement. In the bar the boring Tommy, a sad figure, told me that he only has two years to live, and here he is in Hemlington drinking a half pint of Sam Smith's beer. I'd be off seeing the world. We expected Mum and Dad to arrive while the pub was open but they didn't land until 4. We sat in the bar eating sandwiches for an hour. Mum looked tired. She told us that my cousin Stephen Myers, 18, is marrying his 17 year-old girlfriend, who has a bun in the oven. _______. We had a sort of semi night off and sat in the lounge bar. We didn't tell the bar staff just who they are and they suspect they have been sent by the brewery to sus out the place. We sat with just one drink after getting rid of the mob, but we all looked jaded and went upstairs. We did the tills sitting at the table.

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