Linda is hilariously funny and we did nothing but howl with laughter all the way to Kent. Tony and Martyn sat up front leaving me with the two ladies in the rear of the vehicle.
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We got to a camp site about 2 miles from Brands Hatch by 5pm. The tent was erected by 6. By 7.30 we were in the nice village pub. We all got on like a house on fire. Like one, happy family. All pissed. Linda recited 'I know a woman with a punt cut square, not a square cutted punt, but a punt cut square'. Martyn tried to follow this, after three Southern Comforts and eight pints and began 'I know an old Cunt'.
We went on to a disco all horribly canned. The place was more like a youth club. The five of us did a spot of formation dancing. And to think we only met on Thursday! Linda is a great girl. Back to the camp site we had such a laugh with a camera and a lamp. Linda playing at Florence Nightingale and me hopping round the tents like Quasimodo. We had the Joan Armatrading tape at full volume in the tent. A rat bag in the neighbouring tent moaned that we had 'insisted' on keeping her awake for 'most of the night' and yet it's only 12.30.
Heatwave and Boogie Nights
Miss Joan Armatrading singing Love and Affection
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OMG I will never forget that weekend. yes we only met Thursday and whole weekend was 100 percent innocent and I have never laughed so much I still have the photo of us rammed in a photo booth and somewhere the remark 'wet lettuce came in and that was it. somehow the funniest thing in the world and we didn't stop laughing. I think Ruth and I had a mattress in boot of Tonya estate car lol xx
ReplyDeleteBrilliant time and now I'm in view of the F1 track in Abu Dahbi for a holiday lol xxxx