Moorhouse Inn, Leeds LS11 5NQ
We are such abnormal little people. Who else but we, the Rhodeses of the Moorhouse, would breakfast together, the father dressed as a jungle dweller in a ladies wig and green Wellington boots labelleld L and R, and then go along en masse, to a religious bookshop at Middleton, where I, the father, administered a large kiss and read a sickly poem to a poor 40 year-old with a familiar face [It transpires she works on the check-outs at Morrison's]. Poor Ally and the children sat in the heavily populated shop - strangely heavily populated with giggling housewives of no apparent religious leanings, call it what you will. I did my bit with a powerful delivery and the earnest Caroline was beside herself with glee and excitement. I think she set me up for this Tarzan event purely for her own pleasure. She is _____ a female Uriah Heap. She then said she had another friend who is also celebrating. I felt somewhat exploited when I was asked to do a double and give a 50 year-old dancing class instructor the surprise of her life too. Prostitution must feel quite similar. Back at the Moorhouse for 11am where Mum looked bemused. Margaret R phoned to say she couldn't get here for 12. Well, it was Margaret's 'pimp' who phoned. You know, Bill, or 'Our Billy'. This is the end of Margaret R. Maureen worked instead. The reign of Miss Rushton is over. Ally sends for the girls P45. Fin.
Cases of Aids reported around the world have risen by 1,766 during the past month, reaching 42,704 in 91 countries, the World Health Organisation said yesterday. There are now 686 cases in Britain, a rise of 48, and 31,036 in the United States, a rise of 1,500. - Reuter.
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