Monday January 7, 1980

_. One of the 'weedier' daily newspapers reports that the Prince of Wales is entertaining Lady Amanda Knatchbull at Sandringham. More like Lady Amanda Red-Herring-Knatchbull. She is not pretty enough to be wife of the heir to the throne. Her nose too long and her teeth too pronounced, nothing hideous, but just not good enough. Lady Amanda is a close relative of HRH and I will repeat my previous statement that the couple are nothing but friends, with a 'brother and sister' affection for each other. Should Lady Amanda, or any other Knatchbull, become Prince Charles's wife I'll eat my continental quilt.

A dismal day at the YP. I did not hear from Ally, but despatched a letter in her direction.

Can I say something about Mrs Indira Gandhi? This sweet little Indian lady has seized India by the throat again, but this time she will not release her grip so easily. The papers talk about the 'tyrannical' Mrs Gandhi but I have nothing but admiration for her. She has restricted the activities of the Press and has jailed all her political opponents as any self respecting eastern prime minister would do.

Glynnie phoned. He's off at the weekend and wants to know if I can join him. It would be financial suicide.

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Sunday January 6, 1980

_. Epiphany

Breakfast with Lynn and Dave. Toast, marmalade, coffee. For some reason Lynn was in a foul mood and making Dave's morning far from tranquil. Lynn might be more pleasant on a morning if she ate something. I helped them dismantle the Christmas tree and then on we went to Pine Tops. Mum and Dad had taken down the Christmas decorations, thrown out the tree, and Mum too was a little frosty.

Lynn and Dave came for the afternoon. Paul Newman was on the telly. It's twelfth night and appropriately the BBC produced the Shakespeare play of that name. Superb. Bed at 12:30. Ally stayed the night because she's low on petrol and didn't fancy bumping into the Yorkshire Ripper.

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Saturday January 5, 1980

_. Woke up on Saturday afternoon quite disorientated. The remainder of the day fell into typical Club Street routine. Ally made lunch at about 3:30 which consisted of lashings of rabbit goulash, with red wine, which was delicious. Until 8 we played with the stereo and taped the DJs on Radio 1, Paul Gambaccini and Adrian Juste. Ally thinks I truly obsessed by the Panasonic machine. We cuddled on the couch/settee/sofa, or whatever you want to call it. Ally's mother phoned, and so did Sailor Dave. He sent her a cutlery service for Christmas which must have cost a fortune. We went on to Guiseley for 8, and after a quick change we were in the White Cross with Sue and Pete. They left us after one drink and on we went to the Yorkshire Rose, and bumped into Martyn Cole's parents. Then in the Fox and Hounds we met Lynn and Dave with the Allinsons. In fact the pub was seething with people I know. We were invited back to Burley-in-W where we stayed the night.

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Friday January 4, 1980

_. Met Jacq at 1pm at the Ostlers which has been renovated recently. Jacq has been renovated too, and looked very well. We discussed Christmas. She told me that Paul is currently playing in 'Sleeping Beauty' at the Civic Theatre, an atrocious production. I drank too much for a lunchtime session.

Later I phoned Dave L and asked if he wanted to go out and to my surprise he agreed. I phoned Ally too, but she declined due to lack of funds, but had a change of heart and came over. We joined Sue and Pete at the Fox & Hounds. We had a good evening. David always lends a cheery presence to any gathering. He drinks pils lager shandies, and the rounds of drinks were costing £2.50.   From the Fox we drifted to the Hare. No sign of Judith, but had a chat with Willie, who is as mad as ever. Saw Carole and Mick Lynch but we didn't converse. Dave left us and Ally, Sue, Pete and I went on to the 'Green Light' Indian on Manningham Lane, where we ate curry with our fingers. Back to Club Street where we consumed vast quantities of red wine. Before Susan and Peter left we discussed baby names for our future offspring and they dissolved in fits of laughter when I said that a future son of mine might well be Rupert Rhodes.

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Thursday January 3, 1980

_. Jacq phoned to say she owes Mum a couple of quid catalogue money and I suggested we meet at the Ostlers tomorrow lunch. I haven't seen her since the end of October and look forward to hearing some news of her Christmas with the divine Trixie.

Home at 6pm to find a full house. John, Maria, JPH, Catherine, and Andrew Macdonald, Maria's six year-old nephew. Andrew is very quiet and lets JPH push him around. They went off at 6:50 and I probably won't see them again until Easter when they next venture from Lochans.

Spoke to Ally on the blower and decided to go out.  She was here by 8:30 and we went to the Drop, which was dead, then the Fox & Hounds, Menston. Our conversations these days seem to dwell on our financial difficulties. We are seldom romantic or sentimental, and current affairs are never touched upon. Here we are under threat of invasion from the Russians and all we can talk about is who is going to get the next round of drinks. So looking forward to Ibiza.  Ally is considering taking an extra job in a pub or Berni Inn to finance the venture. Home feeling pissed on Stella Artois at 11. Sat arguing with Dad and Jim about the situation in Afghanistan. Ally found this so interesting she curled up and went to sleep. Bed after 2, and having written Ally a lengthy letter.

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Wednesday January 2, 1980

_. The birthday of Mum & Dad. A foul day. I arrived at the office at 8:50 and Kathleen threw a fit in true Mussolini style. No longer are we permitted the right to work through our lunch hour, and if we are late in future we have to work over at the end of the day. She treats her staff as though we are third formers in a school for delinquents.

Ally attempted to buy a Royal Albert calendar plate, and failed miserably, and so at 5 I discovered I have no gift for my parents. Ally picked me up at Guiseley railway station. Home at 6. They took the lack of presents very well.

John and Maria came at 7 minus the offspring, and Mum and Dad went to Giovanni's at White Cross leaving us watching TV.  Lynn and Maria were having a proper chin wag. The birthday pair staggered back at 10:30. Bed after 2.

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Tuesday January 1, 1980

_. Ally woke me at 2:30pm. She has recovered from the 'nervous breakdown' suffered in the small hours. Don't ask. The street lights were glowing and nightfall was almost upon when I emerged from bed. Poached eggs for breakfast/lunch/dinner or whatever it was. We drove to Burley where we found Mum, Dad, Chris and Julie. They all left soon after [Mum and Dad had been walking near Fewston].

We had a beer and watched TV. We had pie and chips with Lynn and Dave and watched 'Paint Your Wagon', a hideous musical. I think Clint Eastwood attempted to sing.

We returned home to even more telly. Penelope Keith in 'Donkey's Years' by Michael Frayn. Quite good. Bit of a boring start to a new decade.

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